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Representative: Strip Funds from Institutions That Violate First Amendment

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  Another day, another free speech article. Your buddy Abner is getting’ mighty tired of having to read another story about snot-nosed Liberal babies who (poop) their pants at the sight of their own shadow and want the rest of us to wipe their worthless (rear ends) for them. What I’m referring to is a problem that, unless you’ve been locked away in a safe space in your … [Read more...] about Representative: Strip Funds from Institutions That Violate First Amendment

Rep. Steve Scalise Released from Hospital

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  I know y’all join me in thankin’ the Heavens that Representative Scalise has finally been released from the hospital after being shot by a no-name Liberal coward (but I repeat myself…). Here’s what Mr. Scalise has ahead of him. Speedy recovery, sir. From AP: House Majority Whip Steve Scalise — who was critically wounded in a shooting at a baseball practice last … [Read more...] about Rep. Steve Scalise Released from Hospital

“Stop! Or I’ll Yell ‘Stop!’ Again!”

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  From: Associated Press BOSTON (AP) — A U.S. immigration official says Massachusetts' highest court put communities at risk when it ruled that police do not have the authority to detain people suspected of being in the U.S. illegally. The Supreme Judicial Court ruled Monday that Massachusetts police officers do not have the power to arrest someone not facing … [Read more...] about “Stop! Or I’ll Yell ‘Stop!’ Again!”

‘Cross’ This Off the List: No Transgendered Folks in the Military

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  In my world, men wear men’s clothes and women wear women’s clothes (but guys, let’s face it: it’s a great thing when your special lady wears one of your shirts to lounge around in). Behind closed doors, your buddy Abner don’t know, don’t care. But in public, I don’t need to see me with shaved legs wearing mini skirts. Not my cup of sweet tea, thank you very … [Read more...] about ‘Cross’ This Off the List: No Transgendered Folks in the Military

It’s Gonna Take a lot of Balls to Build the Wall…

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When I was a teenager, I wanted a color TV and VCR in my room. My parents laughed and told me to save my money. (Keep in mind that when you’re buddy Abner was a young freedom fighter, TVs and VCRs were pretty expensive. Now TVs and Bluray players are affordable to everyone.)  How did I respond? Well, I threatened to castrate myself if they didn’t give into my … [Read more...] about It’s Gonna Take a lot of Balls to Build the Wall…